Sarah Kennedy
Nude

In her prime a familiar presence on the drive-in and TV screens of America, sweet, petite (she stands 5′ in stocking feet) blonde Sarah Kennedy disappeared from public view sometime in the early ’80s. But she’ll forever live on in Mr. Skin‘s heart thanks to her MAM-orable debut as Alice, an attractive young woman obsessed with an obscene phone caller in Nelson Lyon’s X-rated comedy The Telephone Book (1971). The pride of Coquille, Oregon, her film debut came in the bizarre underground film about the search for New York City’s best dirty phone caller, which features plenty of bizarre images and real life examples of prank calls. While there’s no #pounding or *69ing, when the dirty call legend talks to Sarah, we see her rock hard nipples as her body heaves up and down in delight. Then, we flash between images of her face on the phone and her rack. Eventually she joins an absurd orgy that features a man speaking on an old-timey rotary phone. Then a man in a pig mask talks to her ass. It’s quite a movie. After watching it enough times, our wrists were strong enough to rip a phonebook in half! After making quite an impression in her debut, Sarah became a longtime performer on Rowan & Martin’s Laugh-In, played Bunny on Bailey’s Comets and Beryl on the short lived sitcom version of Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice, stripped to her undies as Honey in The Working Girls (1974) and played Carol Harper on Emergency +4. She ditched acting in 1981 after an episode of Barney Miller, and is rumored to be doing kids and community theatre in Colorado. If we’re ever in the Centennial State, we’ll be sure to look her up!